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JP Morgan Topic in The Credit Debacle Catalog

Bear Gave JP Morgan Strong Incentives (2); deceive JP Morgan (1); JP Morgan announced (1); JP Morgan Bitch Slaps (1); JP Morgan Made (2); JP Morgan Private Bank Barry Diller insider trading (1); JP Morgan Private Bank insider trading (1); JP Morgan Private Banking (2); JP Morgan Rolls (1); JP Morgan spent millions paying middlemen (1); JP Morgan Withheld (1); JP Morgan's (3); JP Morgan's clearing business (1); JP Morgan's results (1); JP Morgan/Chase (2); Lehman Creditors Allege JP Morgan Role (1); toxic mortgage superstar JP Morgan Chase announced (1); WaMu Purchase Puts JP Morgan (1).

naked capitalism Fri 2010-07-16 16:15 EDT

What is Simon Johnson Smoking?

Simon Johnson...incorrectly celebrates a toothless provision in the Dodd-Frank bill as being tantamount to an anti-trust act for too big to fail banks...If we believed this bill was meaningful, action be taken against these banks immediately upon signing. Odds of that happening? Zero...The problem is it not merely the size of these firms, but the fact that they control infrastructure that is deemed critical to modern commerce. I'll get into specifics in short order, but in some cases the firm owns critical plumbing outright; in other cases, it is so tightly networked to other firms that mucking with it very much runs the risk of taking down the rest of the grid...Citi runs a big corporate cash management/reporting system called GTS...And no one is going to dare tamper with JP Morgan's clearing business...The problem is that it would take a radical restructuring of the very biggest banks, the critically placed dealer firms, and the most important payment and clearing operations to make a real dent in systemic risk. The officialdom the political lacked the will to do so at the peak of the crisis, and there is no basis for fantasizing that it will suddenly develop more nerve now.

naked capitalism; Simon Johnson Smoking.

New Economic Perspectives Fri 2010-07-16 14:28 EDT

Goldman Vampire Squid Gets Bitch Slapped: JP Morgan Bitch Slaps the Dow; and Geithner Tries to Bitch Slap Elizabeth Warren

Ok here were three pieces of news today. First, Goldman Sachs was fined $550 Million for duping customers...For Goldman it was a tiny slap on the wrist--it still controls the Obama administration, with its moles, Timmy Geithner and Larry Summers still in charge of fiscal policy, thus prepared to funnel whatever money is necessary to prop up their firm--and the fine amounts to just 14 days of Goldman's earnings...The other remaining investment bank, JP Morgan announced that its profits rose by 76%. Funny thing is that in all banking categories, JP Morgan's results were horrendous...the profits supposedly came from ``trading''. In reality they mostly came from reducing ``loan loss reserves''...Our favorite Timmy has weighed in on Elizabeth Warren...Timmy Geithner (let me repeat that: Timmy! Geithner!) the most incompetent and conflicted public official since ``heck-uv-a-job'' Brownie has dared to oppose Ms. Warren to lead the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau...Actually I agree with Timmy. Elizabeth Warren ought to be gunning for Timmy's job. Fire Geithner. Now. Elizabeth Warren for Treasury Secretary! And in 2012, Warren for President...Time for a new face in the White House. Elizabeth is our man, or woman.

Bitch Slap Elizabeth Warren; bitch slaps; Dow; Geithner trying; Goldman Vampire squid; JP Morgan Bitch Slaps; New Economic Perspectives.

Dr. Housing Bubble Blog Sun 2010-05-16 15:17 EDT

Housing never really improved -- 10 charts showing the United States housing market is entering the second wave of problems. 1 out of 4 people with no mortgage payment in the last year are still not in the foreclosure process.

To put it bluntly, the U.S. housing market today is in deep water. Nothing exemplifies the transfer of risk to the public from the private investment banks more than the deep losses at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Fannie Mae announced a stunning first quarter loss of $13.1 billion while Freddie Mac lost $8 billion. At the same time, toxic mortgage superstar JP Morgan Chase announced a $3.3 billion profit for Q1. This reversal of fortunes has been orchestrated perfectly by Wall Street. Since the toxic assets were never marked to market, the big losses have been funneled to the big GSEs (and as we will show in this article, now makes up 96.5 percent of the entire mortgage market). In other words, banks are making profits gambling on Wall Street while pushing out mortgages that are completely backed by the government...

1; 10 Charts Showing; 4 people; Dr. Housing Bubble Blog; enters; Foreclosures process; Housing; mortgage payments; problem; really improving; United States housing market; wave; years.

Fri 2010-04-02 17:25 EDT

Looting Main Street: How the nation's biggest banks are ripping off American cities with the same predatory deals that brought down Greece

...In 1996, the average monthly sewer bill for a family of four in Birmingham was only $14.71 -- but that was before the county decided to build an elaborate new sewer system with the help of out-of-state financial wizards with names like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan Chase. The result was a monstrous pile of borrowed money that the county used to build, in essence, the world's grandest toilet -- "the Taj Mahal of sewer-treatment plants" is how one county worker put it. What happened here in Jefferson County would turn out to be the perfect metaphor for the peculiar alchemy of modern oligarchical capitalism: A mob of corrupt local officials and morally absent financiers got together to build a giant device that converted human shit into billions of dollars of profit for Wall Street -- and misery for people...And once the giant shit machine was built and the note on all that fancy construction started to come due, Wall Street came back to the local politicians and doubled down on the scam. They showed up in droves to help the poor, broke citizens of Jefferson County cut their toilet finance charges using a blizzard of incomprehensible swaps and refinance schemes -- schemes that only served to postpone the repayment date a year or two while sinking the county deeper into debt. In the end, every time Jefferson County so much as breathed near one of the banks, it got charged millions in fees. There was so much money to be made bilking these dizzy Southerners that banks like JP Morgan spent millions paying middlemen who bribed -- yes, that's right, bribed, criminally bribed -- the county commissioners and their buddies just to keep their business...

American cities; brought; Greece; Looting Main Street; nation's biggest bank; predatory deals; RIP.

The Baseline Scenario Sat 2009-10-10 12:59 EDT

Too Politically Connected To Fail In Any Crisis

...If you run a big troubled bank, you need a man on the inside -- someone who will take your calls late at night and rely on you for on the ground knowledge. Preferably, this person should have little first-hand experience of the markets (it was hard to deceive JP Morgan and Benjamin Strong when they were deciding whom to save in 1907) and only a limited range of other contacts who could dispute your account of what is really needed. Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, and Citigroup, we learn today, have such a person: Tim Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury...

Baseline Scenario; Crisis; fail; politically-connected.

Tue 2009-03-03 00:00 EST

Jesse's Café Américain: JP Morgan Made $5 Billion in Profit on $88 Trillion in Unregulated Derivatives Speculation

Jesse's Café Américain: JP Morgan Made $5 Billion in Profit on $88 Trillion in Unregulated Derivatives Speculation

5; 88 Trillion; Jesse's Café Américain; JP Morgan Made; profits; Unregulated Derivatives Speculation.

Mon 2009-01-19 00:00 EST

naked capitalism: Mother-In-Law Research and JP Morgan

JP Morgan; Law research; mother; naked capitalism.

Fri 2008-11-07 00:00 EST

naked capitalism: JP Morgan Under Criminal Investigation for Jefferson County, Other Swaps

criminal investigation; Jefferson County; JP Morgan; naked capitalism; Swap.

Mon 2008-11-03 00:00 EST

naked capitalism: On JP Morgan's "Mass Mods" for Residential Mortgages

JP Morgan's; Mass Mods; naked capitalism; residential mortgages.

Tue 2008-10-07 00:00 EDT

naked capitalism: WaMu Purchase Puts JP Morgan at 15% Share of Bank-Broker Market

15; Bank-Broker Market; naked capitalism; shares; WaMu Purchase Puts JP Morgan.

Tue 2008-10-07 00:00 EDT

naked capitalism: More on the Charge That JP Morgan Withheld $17 Billion From Lehman, Triggering Collapse

17; charges; JP Morgan Withheld; Lehman; naked capitalism; trigger collapse.

Tue 2008-10-07 00:00 EDT

naked capitalism: Lehman Creditors Allege JP Morgan Role in Bank's Failure

Bank s failure; Lehman Creditors Allege JP Morgan Role; naked capitalism.

Tue 2008-05-27 00:00 EDT

naked capitalism: Senior Bear Departures: Signs of Valuation Headaches for JP Morgan?

Real estate troubles too for JP Morgan

JP Morgan; naked capitalism; Senior Bear Departures; signed; Valuation Headaches.

Tue 2008-03-25 00:00 EDT

naked capitalism: "Grim Outlook" for JP Morgan

grim outlook; JP Morgan; naked capitalism.

Tue 2008-03-25 00:00 EDT

Institutional Risk Analytics

JP Morgan Rolls the Fed of New York (and BSC too), by The Institutional Risk Analyst

Institutional Risk Analytics.

Tue 2008-03-25 00:00 EDT

Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: Debate Over Bear Stearns: Hussman vs. Mauldin

"this deal still stinks to high heavens...Not only were existing shareholders deprived of rights to reject the deal, JP Morgan and the bondholders should be the ones taking risk, not the Fed and not taxpayers."

Bear Stearns; Debate; Hussman; Mauldin; Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis.

Mon 2008-03-24 00:00 EDT

naked capitalism: Does Bear Have JP Morgan Over a Barrel?

barrel; Bear; JP Morgan; naked capitalism.

Wed 2008-03-19 00:00 EDT

Whistleblower exposes insider trading program at JP Morgan - Wikileaks

JP Morgan; Whistleblower exposes insider trading program; Wikileaks.

Wed 2008-03-19 00:00 EDT

JP Morgan Private Bank insider trading how-to - Wikileaks

JP Morgan Private Bank Barry Diller insider trading how-to - Wikileaks; pdf link

JP Morgan Private Bank insider trading; Wikileaks.

Tue 2008-03-18 00:00 EDT

Dealbreaker - A Wall Street Tabloid - Business News Headlines and Financial Gossip - Why JP Morgan Did It Leverage Loans and Client Exposure To Shaky Financial Instruments Held By Bear Gave JP Morgan Strong Incentives To Rescue Bear's Portfolio

Dealbreaker - A Wall Street Tabloid - Business News Headlines and Financial Gossip - Why JP Morgan Did It Leverage Loans and Client Exposure To Shaky Financial Instruments Held By Bear Gave JP Morgan Strong Incentives To Rescue Bear's Portfolio, by John Carney

Bear Gave JP Morgan Strong Incentives; business news headlines; Client Exposure; Dealbreaker; Financial Gossip; JP Morgan; Leveraged Loans; Rescue Bear's Portfolio; Shaky Financial Instruments Held; Wall Street tabloid.